This is Georgia.

photo of a pigeon facing left

Georgia doesn't get out much these days. She used to be a high-powered real estate executive but then she had an existential crisis when her sister roped her into a pyramid scheme to sell live bees.

You know how it goes.

I know you didn't ask, but she wants everyone to know. Here are some things she dislikes:

Go ahead. Press the button to talk to Georgia: